Wow, Griff did it, he drove 2000 miles just to host the Drippies! It’s all true, and I don’t even really have any good stories. We ate some poke and a banh mi, but that’s about it. No one got into a fight or anything. Worst thing was paying $15 in tolls in Oklahoma, gee whiz, and for what?! Today, the boys hand out the annual Drippy Awards and, of course, figure out the format on the fly. There are seven categories and you might as well choose the winners at random...that’s sort of what we did. “Just getting nominated is truly an honor” is what loser/beta boy/cuck types say but I think it’s fair in this case where it was just randomly selected. Congrats to the winners and also to the nominees, I guess. Enjoy your picture of a toaster or whatever it was we said we would send you. OK it’s over now!