Here’s a playful parody of Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” reimagined as “Let the Blondies Hit the Floor” and themed around the sweet, gooey dessert:

Let the Blondies Hit the Floor
  (Parody of "Bodies")

Verse 1:
  Something's wrong with the pan, it’s hot!
  Can’t stop the batter, mixin’ up a lot.
  Sticky and sweet, don’t overbake,
  Feel the caramel start to quake!

Pre-Chorus:
  It’s the sugar! (Pour it in!)
  It’s the butter! (Let it spin!)
  It’s the chocolate chips! (Mix 'em in!)
  Make it thick, and let it begin!

Chorus:
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  FLAVOR’S GONNA POUR!

Verse 2:
  Crisp on the edge, soft in the core,
  One bite of blondies? You’ll beg for more.
  Serve it up warm, or even cold,
  It’s a treasure of sweetness, pure dessert gold!

Pre-Chorus:
  It’s the sugar! (Pour it in!)
  It’s the butter! (Let it spin!)
  It’s the caramel swirls! (Mix 'em in!)
  Grab your fork—now let’s begin!

Chorus:
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  FLAVOR’S GONNA POUR!

Bridge:
  (One more bite now!)
  (Another round!)
  (Get your plate—pass it around!)
  No crumbs left, just batter dreams,
  Taste explosion, dessert supreme!

Breakdown:
  Blondies, blondies—sweet delight!
  One more bite, can’t sleep tonight!
  Caramel, chocolate, nuts, galore—
  Let the blondies hit the floor!

Final Chorus:
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  Let the blondies hit the floor!
  FLAVOR’S GONNA POUR!

Outro:
  (So gooey, so sweet—let 'em bake, repeat!)