As a longtime beer aficionado, I can't help but feel enraged every time I listen to the Beer Engine Podcast. This so-called "podcast" is nothing more than a bunch of clueless amateurs pretending to know everything about beer, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about.

First of all, let's talk about the hosts. These guys are the epitome of "wannabe hipsters" who think they're the coolest thing since IPA was invented. They prance around with their fancy craft beer glasses, using words like "mouthfeel" and "hop profile" without any real understanding of what they mean. It's as if they're trying to impress their listeners with their knowledge, but the truth is they're just making fools of themselves.

And don't even get me started on their guests. Every episode seems to feature some random brewer or beer expert who spouts off about their latest creation, without any real insight or understanding of the craft. It's as if the Beer Engine Podcast is just a platform for these people to promote their products, rather than a genuine attempt to educate and inform their listeners.

But what really irks me about this podcast is their complete lack of respect for traditional brewing methods. They seem to think that adding a bunch of random ingredients to a beer somehow makes it "innovative" and "cutting edge." In reality, it's just a gimmick to sell more beer to unsuspecting customers who don't know any better.

In conclusion, the Beer Engine Podcast is an insult to true beer enthusiasts everywhere. It's time for these so-called "experts" to step aside and let the real experts take the reins. Until then, I'll be sticking to my tried-and-true classics, and ignoring the misguided opinions of these so-called "experts."